Come have fun at Blondie's Bar & No Grill  

Welcome to Blondie's Bar & No Grill, located in San Francisco, CA! We specialize in martinis and live music, and promise you'll find something that fits your interests here. All of our martinis are served in a one-size-fits-all 16 oz. glass. We have a veritable plethora of garnish choices.


Serving the best martini's since 1991||||



  • Bleu Cheese Stuffed Olives (housemade)
  • Spicy Sausage Stuffed Olives (house made)
  • Ginger Stuffed Olives (house made)
  • Garlic Stuffed
  • Jalapeño Stuffed
  • Pimento Stuffed
  • Cocktail Onion
  • Spicy String Beans
  • Pickled Asparagus
  • Tomolives
  • Lemon/Orange/Lime Slices
  • Lemon Twist


Our Martinis


The Blondie: Boodles gin martini with a float of cointreau and an orange slice.


The Dagwood: Tanqueray gin martini garnished with a smorgasbord olive feast: pimento, garlic, smoked salmon, spicy sausage, bleu cheese, ginger, and a cocktail onion.


The Almond Mocha: Stolichnaya Kafya, a coffee flavored vodka, martini with a splash of chocolate liqueur and a float of Frangelico, garnished by a chocolate kiss and served in a chocolate-rimmed martini glass.


The Deep Blue Funk: Guaranteed to relieve any city funk! This starter kit martini is Absolute Citron and Absolute Kurant based. The rest of the ingredients are not to be revealed, but it tastes like a blueberry freezie pop.


The Bohemian: Captain Morgan spiced rum cosmo with a float of Bacardi 151 garnished
by a lime.


The Wise Guy: Knob Creek Manhattan with a splash of sweet vermouth and a float of cherry juice garnished by a cherry.


The Polish: Potato-distilled Chopin vodka martini garnished with a bleu cheese-stuffed olive.


The French: Grey Goose vodka martini garnished with a lemon twist.


The “G” Spot: Stolichnaya raspberry cosmo garnished with a lemon.


The Shaddy Daddy: Kettel 1 vodka martini with a splash of “sour apple” and garnished by a twist.


The Jackie O Cosmo: Stolichnaya oranj cosmo garnished with an orange slice.


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